Patético: Actualmente, esto es lo único que me pone de buen humor. Citas de Groucho Marx.

Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know.

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of your fellow man.

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Time Flies like an arrow. Fruit Flies like a banana

Time wounds all heels.